This is … by far … the most accurate thing I have read in at least a week. This girl is hilarious. Read this – and then read more.
“Become A Blogger In 29 Easy Steps!”
Read it… now. You’ll think it’s funny; I’m at leeeast 92% sure anyway & that’s a pretty good stat.
Hey kids! Want to become a blogger? It’s easy! Just do the following:
- Roll your eyes when blogger friend suggests you start a blog.
- Start blog.
- Write first post. Make sure it’s short and stupid because you’re certain no one will ever read it.
- Get two followers. Ego instantly inflates while at the same time you’re baffled someone willingly wants to read your writing.
- Write second post and this time make it way too long but still very stupid.
- No new followers. Tell yourself you don’t care. You’re writing for you, not them.
- Write third post, mention the Kardashians and add fun colorful images.
- Get first comment.
- Become obsessed with blogging.
- Write posts every other day.
- On the days you don’t write posts, think about brilliant ideas for posts.
- Think about dumb ideas for posts.
- Realize you have no way of differentiating what will be considered dumb or brilliant.
- Keep at least…
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