Another Pineapple Bites The Dust

“Hey… should we buy another pineapple to waste?” 

-My Husband

My name is Jen, and I’m an habitual pineapple waster.

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My intentions are always good, I want to eat pineapple; it just never works out.

Is it because cutting them up is kind of a bitch? Is it because I’m worried it’s not ripe enough…& it’ll go to waste anyway? Is it because I know it’s already over-ripe from sitting…so now I just want it for decoration?

So many questions…

I’m confident it’s a combination of a few or all…

My excuse is that it’s under & over ripe. That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.

I just hope the pineapples all know that it was me, not them.

(For me & you: How To Tell When A Pineapple Is Bad)

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