“Hey… should we buy another pineapple to waste?”
My name is Jen, and I’m an habitual pineapple waster.
My intentions are always good, I want to eat pineapple; it just never works out.
Is it because cutting them up is kind of a bitch? Is it because I’m worried it’s not ripe enough…& it’ll go to waste anyway? Is it because I know it’s already over-ripe from sitting…so now I just want it for decoration?
So many questions…
I’m confident it’s a combination of a few or all…
My excuse is that it’s under & over ripe. That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.
I just hope the pineapples all know that it was me, not them.
(For me & you: How To Tell When A Pineapple Is Bad)