I committed a lot of my life to that show. Year after year after year…after year at 2 hours a pop. I took Dez’s season off, because I didn’t like her, but I didn’t feel good about it.
This is Dez, depicting how I felt when I found out she was the next Bachelorette.
What if that actually happened & I missed it?
Initially, I watched it for the love story.
I mean look at those two – they obviously already love each other & it’s probably their first date.
Of course, I watched it for the drama.
There’s just something about the combination of cheap wine & The Bachelor that brings out the real bitch in me. My living room is by no means a judgement-free-zone when The Bachelor(ette) is on the television.
Later in the 8 year ordeal, I stumbled upon a blog that gives spoilers & points out editing flaws. This guy changes everything.
This is Chris Harrison depicting how Reality Steve probably feels.
I didn’t even make it past the 4th commercial break of the first episode of The Bachelor this season. For the first time ever, I did not want to spend 2 hours a week watching that shit.