I was thinking about what I’d take with me to a deserted island… because that’s what I do when there’s a break in my super intelligent inner-dialogue.
I was trying to be as logical as possible…
1.) Caffeine, because I get a terrible headache & I don’t even like myself when I don’t have it.
2.) Mascara – Makes me feel good. If I was going to live on a deserted island, I find I’m much more productive when I feel good about myself.
3.) Tweezers – See explanation for #2.
Looking at that list, even I am surprised – and it’s my list. If I was asked that question on any sort of public forum (because I am very important…) and that’s what I said people would not have the proper idea of who I am.
I hope I’m never asked that question – I’m going to think of a better answer to save face.