15 Waitress Realities

We know what tables want us to be invisible and who would rather we play stand up comedian, but we’re human and have feelings that go beyond the food we’re bringing you.

[1] Like when that guy comes in…

[2] “OMG – Look what table 30 left me!”

Sincere generosity makes up for the creeps…

[3] But you’re not getting paid to be honest…

[4] By the time you clock out – there’s no hiding it anyway…

[5] Freudian slips…

[6] Brutal (or enjoyable – depends)…

[7] You are my people and I love you…

[8] Just another Friday night…

[9] If we had the freedom to speak our minds…

[10] No really though, please go home.

[11] The girl you’re with might not have noticed, but Jesus knows…

[12] Dining Room VS. Kitchen

[13] This requires a lot of socializing with people I don’t really like…

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[14] Thank you for your patience! Can I get you something to drr…oh, okay – you’re ready to order? Good! Great.

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Friday night feelz. #ServerLife

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[15] Like it or not, you’re a part of a super dysfunctional family.

But we all love it.

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