I know, I know. I’ve draped myself in purple and walked the streets of Green Bay without hesitation claiming my fanship of the Minnesota Vikings and I’ve never waivered – until now.
The 2016 football season started so optimistic, I thought they’d really gotten their shit together and we’d go riding into (at the very least) the playoffs – and we’d have so much fun!
Now it’s like this, I’m the Viking’s girlfriend and I’m going to cheat on them with their nasty cousin, the Packers.
Because I’m bitter.
I’ve been making quite the effort to make it work this season and instead of following through with what they said they’d do, I ended up broken hearted again. The Packers can give me something the Vikings can’t.
Perhaps it’s not the right thing to do and judge me if you will, for the first time in the eight years I’ve resided in Wisconsin I’ll be actively cheering for the Packers with my friends. I won’t be sitting with my arms crossed, watching everyone else have a good time.
Sorry, not sorry.
When training camp rolls around this summer the Vikings and I can sit down and see where things are.
I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have done it, but seriously…things need to change if we’re going to work out.
And in this hypothetical conversation we’d discuss what drove me into the arms of the Packers. I’d say something super cliché (but 100% true) like, I never thought we’d end up like this. Tears will be shed and we’ll end up together again because I can’t stay away.
Call me a bandwagon jumper if you’d like, I just wanna have some fun for once.
Go Pack Go.