I don’t know if I love to hate it, or if I hate to love it more. It’s so expensive. I’ve resorted to nasty ass dollar tree shit at times, and not always because I couldn’t afford the “cheap” cover girl mascara – that’s still ten fucking dollars – out of just straight protest. Wwwhhhyyyy do I have to drop $50 for three items?
Ugh, I hate it.
But I love how a swipe of bronzer on my cheek feels more. It’s clearly a messed up relationship.
I take no credit for coming up with any of this hilarity, only for sharing it with you.
Where’s all your money? All over my face.
It almost always starts and ends this way. Well, I already went a little far, where’s my purple lipstick?
Eyeliner makes me feel badass but putting eyeliner on is a bitch. “I’m fucking left handed, why do i always fuck up my left god damn eye?! That’s a real question I ask myself every…single…time.
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