Perhaps you don’t believe in superstitions and you are never graced with bad luck…. I’m sure you’re really awesome.
I, on the other hand… am familiar with luck that’s not good & I sometimes give credit to false beliefs.
Seeing as this is my #13 Hump Day Humor post, I’ve chosen to go down the unlucky path & make you guys laugh with some other people’s misfortune……………which is usually a pretty good time.
Good news: Builds character. However, this kid is unlucky to have him for dad.
That guy… is a hilarious jerk & I bet they’re still friends…so, don’t hate him and appreciate the laugh.
If I was a cat – this would be me. White girl (& orange tabby cats) can’t jump.
Girls…even if you’re really talented on the pole – you should not be a stripper. Bad things always happen to strippers.
Maybe try lifting weights instead of stripping… But, don’t get crazy like this girl… I’m glad she tucked & rolled (& slid). She managed to do that pretty gracefully.
I hate it when I am trying to be sexy & my prop knocks me over.
This guy was unlucky…because he didn’t even try. That is the laziest attempt at a hop I’ve ever seen. That’s what you get.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha … This is why I have never been on a Segway.
So yeah…Hope your Wednesday is luckier than all that.
I’m as sick of this face as you are…
C’mon Taylor, you can’t still be that surprised…that you won another award.
But regardless what my gut is telling me…I can’t dislike Taylor Swift. It’s impossible; I even feel a little guilty for trying to dislike her.
I suppose I’ll just give in & admit that I’m a swiftie. You’re probably one too – even if you don’t know it.
Seven Reasons You Can’t Dislike Taylor Swift
1.) She’s not pretty enough for us ladies to dislike her based solely on her looks**. (Yeah…that may sound vain, but I’m sure plenty of you girls know exactly what I’m talking about.)
2.) This Tweet.
3.) She’s a good role model. If I had a daughter…Taylor isn’t so bad…when there’s also Miley. DISCLAIMER: I like Miley. I am almost 30. My rhetorical daughter is 8.
4.) Last month she donated $50,000 to a children’s hospital in Philadelphia. Obviously, she has way more money than what she can spend…but she regularly donates to 26 other charities as well.
5.) She loves her cat…a lot.
6.) There was this one time…she rapped with T-Pain…& her mom was in the video.
7.) Most importantly…(Yes, I like this more than charity…) She’s Awkward.
Like…really awkward….which in turn – makes her totally likable. I’m done denying my adoration of T-Swift.
She’s kind of awesome.
** I didn’t say she was ugly. I didn’t say she was unattractive. Relax.
I know I already said once that I don’t usually share animal videos…and then I did it.
I’m doing it again.
…that is one bad ass cat.