I drive past a house every day on my way home from work. For the entire month of February I made mental note of their Christmas tree, still lit up in the window…looking all Christmasy… in February and then March.

They could have at least threw some hearts on it & called it a Valentine’s Day Tree or something; that’d make sense.

Last week, as I drove by…I see the Christmas tree sitting on the curb – waiting to be disposed of.

FIiiiiNAaaaaLllllLY!

Quickly after exclaiming that in my head, I realize I was way too emotionally invested in these people’s décor decisions. While I’m having this completely ridiculous inner dialogue in my head, I noticed something…

THEIR STINKIN’ WREATH IS STILL ON THEIR FRONT DOOR!

All along I’ve been so [irrationally] worried about their Christmas tree that I didn’t notice… they never took their wreath down either.

How do you walk past a CHRISTMAS wreath that’s hanging on your front door WITH A BIG RED BOW day after day?

Do they like it that much? Are they that lazy? Why is it still there?!

I can’t keep this to myself any longer; I need to know.