I Have A Girl Crush On Miley Cyrus

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[As a 30 year old I do not typically use that phrase – but it seemed appropriate]

I’m offended when I read an article or listen to people spewing their uneducated opinions on Miley Cyrus.

She’s not crazy. She knows exactly what she’s doing. 

I got your back, girl.

It all started one day on the treadmill… the remote was out of reach and, Miley: The Movement on MTV was forced upon me. I wasn’t thrilled, but it was better than silence reminding me that I can’t run and breathe at the same time. I was legit bummed out when it was over… and the girl crush began.

I don’t want to be perfect, but I do want to be a role model. My mom always tells me that imperfections equal beauty. All of us are imperfect. –Miley Cyrus

It’s obnoxious how quickly people cast a judgement on other human beings for being a free spirit – which is exactly what she is.

As a youngin’ she played a role for a television show and was quite good at being squeaky clean, Hannah Montana. The reason she was able to convince the general public that she was this character is because she’s talented. When the show ended and she explored her talents elsewhere and was able to express herself as MILEY – suddenly she an outta control crazy-pants.

Quick! Let’s all judge her! 

While a large number of people are trash-talking Miley Cyrus – she’s been a busy gal, doing a lot of not crazy things. Last I checked, there’s nothing insane or negative about supporting a cause you care about. She is an advocate along with a whole lotta other people who make up the Happy Hippie Foundation.

Happy Hippie Foundation Manifesto Miley CyrusThose are not the ramblings of someone who needs to enter rehab or is out of control. She is loving life, doing her & trying to help people along the way. She has the fame and resources to do something good & she’s doing it.

Why are more people not talking about that?

I’ll tell you. Because we’re a bunch of people who get pleasure from ripping up other peoples character without knowing what the hell we’re talking about and it’s disgusting.

You do not need to agree with her choices of attire, the way she does her hair, what she posts on social media or who she’s making out with. She doesn’t give a #uck if you do or not & more people should strive for that mindset.

She is a role model for doing what makes her happy. She’s a role model for promoting and bringing attention to a cause that means something to her. She’s a role model for other free spirits. Perhaps if more people looked into who Miley Cyrus is as a person – they’d begin to look outside their own boxes and become a bit of a free spirit themselves. She loves herself & I love her too.

Girl Crush Crazy.

Don’t be ignorant, look into it.

Given The Chance, This Is What I’d Say….

The odds of me running into any of these celebrities is pretty slim, but should the opportunity present itself… I will be prepared.

[maybe I’ll just tweet them]

Jennifer Lawrence: I think my husband would leave me for you … & I wouldn’t really blame him.

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Gavin Degraw: I’m sorry I talked so much shit about you…until I saw you live 5 years later & fell in love with you.

Kris Jenner: You, ma’am have raised yourself some very beautiful cash crops.


Bruce Jenner: If nothing else, I hope you’re making your ex-wife super uncomfortable […& that you’re happy].

John Legend: I don’t care how famous and beautiful your voice is…it’s terrible to tell a girl she looks beautiful while she’s crying.

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Big Sean: You’ve successfully made me a white girl who says, “chuuu” instead of you. 

Katy Perry: I named my cat after you… after she died you actually started going downhill – I’m not saying it’s related or anything.

Miley Cyrus: Do your thing, girl.

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Daniel Ratcliffe: Watching you rap on Fallon tonight, I finally saw you as Daniel not Harry Potter – you should rap more often.

Dakota Johnson: Bitch, you’re brave… people need to give you more credit.  

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What did you keep?

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A Flogger.

Ed Sheeran: My husband get’s mad when he sees you & realizes Ellie Goulding was attracted to you at some point, but I get it…

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Taylor Hanson: I thought I was going to marry you, turns out you had like 20 planned kids; it would have never worked out…but have fun with that.

Justin Bieber: I am going to watch your Roast tonight on Comedy Central and probably end up liking you a whole lot more afterwards; the odds are in your favor.

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Matthew McConaughey: Your Lincoln commercials make me want to puke, all right?

Lil Wayne: I ran around a bar once and told everyone you were the modern day Dr. Seuss… & I still believe it.