Top 10 Reasons Married Folks Bicker [all the time]

STATED AS QUESTIONS

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  1. What’s for dinner?
  2. How many drinks have you had?
  3. What do you want to do tonight?
  4. Why are you talking to me like that?
  5. Why didn’t you tell me that sooner?
  6. What did you say?

    Hey, I’m running out to the store. 

    ….Huh? You’re going out cause you’re bored?!

  7. Why aren’t you listening to me?

  8. Will you turn the music down?
  9. Do you think that person is attractive?
  10. Seriously… what the #uck is for dinner?

“A happy Marriage is the union of two good Forgivers” – Ruth Bell Graham

Simple Math

Sitting at the dinner table, enjoying a nice family meal & the following conversation ensues…

Bennett: How many nickels make a dollar?

Me: Ask your dad.

(Don’t judge me)

Brandin: Twenty. If 10 dimes make a dollar & nickels are half of a dime……….

Me: Good One. 🙂

(I smiled, just like that)

Brandin: “No, Jen. Not ‘Good One’…It’s simple math.

(Maybe Brandin mumbled)

Bennett: Yeah…I’m sick of math, too.