PR Monday Memes: It’s Britney Bitch

First and foremost let me get one thing cleared up, I love Britney.

Team Britney since 2003… Um, Toxic? Ever heard of it? She’s a queen and when she had her meltdown, shaved her head and used an umbrella as a weapon of sorts, Iย still loved her.

I am not making fun of Brit, more embracing her realness (or something, I don’t know…I just love Britney Memes).

Everything isย fine… I don’t know why people keep asking me that!

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Wow, that was quick…

Wish I could say I felt some shame relating to this….

Are you already convinced it’s hilarious or are you just not listening?ย 

The progression of a mom turning into 2007-Britney-Momย is real.


Not impressed. Stop talking. Life is hard.

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Had enough of your shit Susan

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Actually, anything butย that.

And that…

More often than I care to admit…

An oldie, but a goodie…

Because bad days are inevitable and we can all feel a little britney-breakdown at times…

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#britneyspears #britney #britneymemes

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Happy Monday!


PR Monday Memes: Real Life

PRMondayMemesEvery day we log into social media and browse our friends, and not actual friends, highlight reels. I’m guilty, so instead, today I’m going to share some real life shit. Because I like to revile in minor failures and less than desirable realities on occasion.


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I just don't get it @mystylesays

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Not all clowns are scary…

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Adulting, it’s hard…

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@funny is a must follow ๐Ÿ˜‚

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I thought this fear was supposed to dissipate with age…

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First things first…

Yes, please…

Can we just eat the cake?

Bitch, Love ME!

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Not sure what to say. Thank you @popyourpup #sp

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Take me back…

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Procrastinating is my favorite…

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Eh probs gonna pass

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I saved the realist for last…

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Never leaving my bed kk bye @mybestiesays

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PR Monday Memes: Halloween

October 31.

The one day of the year your kid puts some work in for the family, supplying the household with delicious treats to feast on after they go to bed. Even if you don’t have kids, eat as much candy as possible – it’s a free pass for like a week at least.

Costume: 8/10

Pun: 10/10

Real Life.

No, really though…” -Your Dog

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What are you going to be for Halloween?


What’s that?

Ham. Just ham.ย 

‘Scary’ is open to interpretation.

I don’t want to beย that house,ย handing out Dum-Dum Suckers, so I guess I’ll spend theย $1,329.00 for the good stuff…

I love a good family tradition around the holidays.

Sometimes, Halloween is hard.

What a terrible day for humans with allergies.ย 


And if anyone’s wondering what I’ll be up to this Halloween…

Happy Halloween, friends.ย 

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PR Monday Memes: Parenting

I have one child, a ten-year-old. He’s pretty much the coolest kid I know, but if we’re being honest there are still days, a decade later, that I want to rip my hair out simply because parenting is hard.

We’ve transitioned from little-kid-parenting into big-kid-parenting and apparently, it doesn’t ever get easier…the worries, responsibilities, and back talk just change.

So, without further a due, just take a second to laugh about it.

There are parenting wins…

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THIS DAD IS AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND (Read the entire note)

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…And there are parenting fails.


The day you realize their meltdown doesn’t have to be your meltdown.


We all think we have the greatest ideas but stop.

Please, for just an hour or two, stop doing shit I have to lose my shit over. Please.


There’s something to be said about the tolerance level you have for your own, verse other people’s children.

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WHAT…WAS…I…(long pause)…THINKING???

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He hasn’t eaten any actual vegetables in three days, unless potatoes count, no? Okay…

Not all of us can be theย best… good for those who are though, really, good for you.

Have a good week, parents, and people thinking about becoming parents, I hope this didn’t change your mind. It’s great,ย really.ย 







PR Monday Memes: Makeup

I don’t know if I love to hate it, or if I hate to love it more. It’s so expensive. I’ve resorted to nasty ass dollar tree shit at times, and not always because I couldn’t afford the “cheap” cover girl mascara – that’s still ten fucking dollars – out of just straight protest. Wwwhhhyyyy do I have to drop $50 for three items?

Ugh, I hate it.

But I love how a swipe of bronzer on my cheek feels more. It’s clearly a messed up relationship.

I take no credit for coming up with any of this hilarity, only for sharing it with you.

You’re welcome.

Where’s all your money? All over my face.

It almost always starts and ends this way. Well, I already went a little far, where’s my purple lipstick?

Eyeliner makes me feel badass but putting eyeliner on is a bitch. “I’m fucking left handed, why do i always fuck up my left god damn eye?! That’s a real question I ask myself every…single…time.

Lipstick is kinda my jam. A friend once told me: The brighter the lipstick, the less you’ll have to repeat yourself. Career waitress here, I tell my husband the dressing choices in my sleep. I also wear blinding lipstick.

Foundation is hard.

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Iconic. #makeupmeme #makeupmememondy

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But if I had to choose only one, mascara wins. Never waterproof though, waterproof mascara should be banned because the devil clearly came up with it. Someone start a petition.

That’s it, that’s all I got for today. Happy Monday, folks.ย