That’s One Badass Pope. [said, everyone]

I’m not catholic nor have I chosen to educated myself on the specifics of the religion. The only thing I can say with confidence about the Catholic church presently is that Pope Francis is badass.  Why did it take so long for someone like him to be elected.

I could probably answer that…but I hate to make assumptions.

… He accepted a pizza from a local pizzeria owner while he was driving in the pope-mobile. That’s awesome.

… He tweets. That’s awesome.

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… He makes sense. That’s awesome.

pope francisHe totally seems to have his shit together.

#badasspope

I gave up The Bachelor this year [which is kind of a big deal].

I committed a lot of my life to that show. Year after year after year…after year at 2 hours a pop. I took Dez’s season off, because I didn’t like her, but I didn’t feel good about it.

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This is Dez, depicting how I felt when I found out she was the next Bachelorette.

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What if that actually happened & I missed it?

Initially, I watched it for the love story.

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I mean look at those two – they obviously already love each other & it’s probably their first date.

Of course, I watched it for the drama.

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There’s just something about the combination of cheap wine & The Bachelor that brings out the real bitch in me. My living room is by no means a judgement-free-zone when The Bachelor(ette) is on the television.

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Later in the 8 year ordeal, I stumbled upon a blog that gives spoilers & points out editing flaws. This guy changes everything.

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This is Chris Harrison depicting how Reality Steve probably feels.

I didn’t even make it past the 4th commercial break of the first episode of The Bachelor this season. For the first time ever, I did not want to spend 2 hours a week watching that shit.

Offbeat Tweets

Tweeting is really only good for one thing – it’s just good for tweeting… It is rewarding, because it’s just its own reward. It’s sort of like heaven. [Steve Martin]

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kanye gif im the best

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