Hump Day Humor #13

Perhaps you don’t believe in superstitions and you are never graced with bad luck…. I’m sure you’re really awesome.

I, on the other hand… am familiar with luck that’s not good & I sometimes give credit to false beliefs.

Seeing as this is my #13 Hump Day Humor post, I’ve chosen to go down the unlucky path & make you guys laugh with some other people’s misfortune……………which is usually a pretty good time.


Good news: Builds character. However, this kid is unlucky to have him for dad.


That guy… is a hilarious jerk & I bet they’re still friends…so, don’t hate him and appreciate the laugh.


If I was a cat – this would be me. White girl (& orange tabby cats) can’t jump.


Girls…even if you’re really talented on the pole – you should not be a stripper. Bad things always happen to strippers.


Maybe try lifting weights instead of stripping… But, don’t get crazy like this girl… I’m glad she tucked & rolled (& slid). She managed to do that pretty gracefully.


I hate it when I am trying to be sexy & my prop knocks me over.


This guy was unlucky…because he didn’t even try. That is the laziest attempt at a hop I’ve ever seen. That’s what you get.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha … This is why I have never been on a Segway.

So yeah…Hope your Wednesday is luckier than all that.

Hump Day Humor #12

I’m not ashamed to tell anyone that my first love had a mullet. I didn’t only attend his concert. I was that 8 or 9 year old girl who thought she had a chance; Jean skirt, sparkly cowboy boots & of course…the hat. Perhaps someday I’ll share the photographic evidence.

…Billy Ray Cyrus…


When I found out he was married… I [ugly-girl] cried.


Why am I telling you this? Well… the other day (at the bowling alley, of course…) I saw the following:

Disclaimer: This is the first time I have ever taken a picture of a stranger…all creepy like.

With all that being said….Let’s pay tribute to some pretty outstanding mullets, shall we?

It’s hard to believe this wasn’t an accident…Do you suppose it’s shaved all the way around?
…Yes, even girls can have mullets.
The Dreamy Mullet
The Dreamy Mullet
The Rocker Mullet
The Rocker Mullet
The most epic child mullet I've ever laid my eyes on...
The most epic child mullet I’ve ever laid my eyes on…
The Mullet Family
The Mullet Family (& I changed my mind…THIS is the most epic child mullet I’ve ever seen.)
I couldn't it's my pleasure to introduce Mullet Family #2
I couldn’t decide…so it’s my pleasure to introduce Mullet Family #2.

I could go on & I don’t even think anyone would mind.


team mullet

 Happy Wednesday!





Hump Day Humor #10

We have survived another Monday-Tuesday combo, Folks.


I decided to pay tribute to dogs this week. Have no fear, I have one… which makes me 100% qualified to know what is funny and what is not when it comes to this little/big creature.


I’ve had this conversation with my dog; she’s kind of a bitch…trying to make me feel all bad about myself…
My 7 year old son the other day starts rubbing his butt on the floor and says, “Look Mom, I’m Trapper!”…………….Yeah. It happened.
Heart’s in the right place…but oh so selfish.
Cats who torment/annoy/tease dogs are bad-ass. Period.
lobster dog
I have no additional comments for this.
Fact: My vacuum hates my dog as much as my dog hates the vacuum.

To making it to Friday…Cheers.